February 2012
'What type of person has a blog?
we're reading this modern version of Romeo and Juliet in Danish class, and Juliet has a blog on the internet. So we got this question about why exactly Juliet has a blog on the internet.
me: I don't really understand what we're supposed to answer here.
teacher: like.. what type of person do you think she is? what type of person has a blog?
me: uhm, I don't know.. a cool person?
teacher: hm.. I was thinking more about the fact that she's lonely and she eats a lot. she's a bit strange and awkward. she's single while all of her friends are in relationships, so she doesn't feel like they understand her. something like that.
me: oh, ok.
Interviewer: How often do you lads masturbate?
Niall: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Interviewer: seriously!
Niall: AHAHAHAHAHA no.
Interviewer: Fine let's move on then. What do you look for in a girl?
Niall: Well I- *laughs* -I'm sorry, I'm still a bit shaken up from that last question.
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
ONE DIRECTION AT THE BRIT'S
harry: drunk
niall: drunk
zayn: drunk
louis: drunk
liam: sitting there sipping on his little coca-cola
Reblog if you're PROUD of One Direction.
my4britishboysandmyirish1:
on twitter:
zayn: let's tweet something short and sweet and to the point
harry: i should probably clear up that pussy incident but then delete it because management is a dick face
louis: i'm gonna be a complete badass and say words that nickelodeon would never approve of
niall: how about i go for the tumblr way of life and say words like 'oh my jesus christ' i'm sure the girls would approve
liam: let me just take the next fifty tweets to thank the fans because they're so amazing and i'm gonna get all emotional and tell them to never leave us because we need them.
The first thing they said when they were on stage...
letmalikyou-1direction:
DO NOT EVER TELL ME THAT THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT US OKAY.
